Desperately Seeking Boozin Lyrics by A Wilhelm Scream

Friday night we get our checks, we call Teves and he wakes up Jay. In the smelly caravan we had the keg sitting there all day. Is the tap broken or did Nuno smoke it? And what the fuck is up with John C? (He's grumpy!) Where has Nick been lately? He's out being shady and everyone forgot to call Soapy. We keep paging Ricky and you know that Curt's drunk already; he'll be on the floor and then he'll drink a shitload