Bill So Horny Lyrics by 2 Live Crew
[sampled words]:
Whatll we get for ten dollars?
Every ting you want.
Everything?
Every ting
[bill]:
Monica?
[monica]
Yes, bill?
[bill]
Monica, what would you do for a job here at the white house?
[monica]
Id do anything, bill.
[bill]
Really?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]:
Well, do you swallow?
[monica]
I sure do, bill.
[bill]
You do?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]
Well, what would you do with this cigar?
[monica]
Well why dont you let me show you, billy.
Ooh! dont do that, baby! ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaah!
Chorus: (repeated during breakdowns)
Ahh! me so horny! me love you long time!
Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Sittin in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin all the interns cause Im the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said, whats up, monica baby? can you come and kiss it?
She arrived at the white house, knocked on the door,
Threw her draws on the floor and said fuck me! like a whore
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than vernon jordans.
Chorus
[bill] (during chorus):
Now monica ...
Monica, cmon, lets go into the oval office, girl.
I just wanna break you off a lil somethin ...
Comeon now, lets go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...
Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
Its the perks of being prez; you always get a nut
Since youre married to tipper, you shouldnt be sad
Dont tell hilary so she wont get mad
cause you know shell be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And newt will be mad cause he didnt get the ass
Hes a prez in heat, a freak without warning
He loves oral sex, cause bill so horny!
Chorus
[bill] (during chorus):
Oh, monica, I want you to come over here
And break me off in the oval office, now ...
Di-did you bring your presidential knee-pads?
Im ready to get my freak on, girl,
I dont know about you ... Im not a player no
Whatll we get for ten dollars?
Every ting you want.
Everything?
Every ting
[bill]:
Monica?
[monica]
Yes, bill?
[bill]
Monica, what would you do for a job here at the white house?
[monica]
Id do anything, bill.
[bill]
Really?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]:
Well, do you swallow?
[monica]
I sure do, bill.
[bill]
You do?
[monica]
Mm-hm.
[bill]
Well, what would you do with this cigar?
[monica]
Well why dont you let me show you, billy.
Ooh! dont do that, baby! ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaah!
Chorus: (repeated during breakdowns)
Ahh! me so horny! me love you long time!
Verse 1: [brother marquis]
Sittin in my office with my dick on hard
Fuckin all the interns cause Im the boss
Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches
Said, whats up, monica baby? can you come and kiss it?
She arrived at the white house, knocked on the door,
Threw her draws on the floor and said fuck me! like a whore
Im a freak in heat, a dog without warning!
Your dick is much bigger than vernon jordans.
Chorus
[bill] (during chorus):
Now monica ...
Monica, cmon, lets go into the oval office, girl.
I just wanna break you off a lil somethin ...
Comeon now, lets go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...
Verse 2: [fresh kid ice]
Gore always asks him why he sexes so much
Its the perks of being prez; you always get a nut
Since youre married to tipper, you shouldnt be sad
Dont tell hilary so she wont get mad
cause you know shell be disgusted if he ever gets busted
And newt will be mad cause he didnt get the ass
Hes a prez in heat, a freak without warning
He loves oral sex, cause bill so horny!
Chorus
[bill] (during chorus):
Oh, monica, I want you to come over here
And break me off in the oval office, now ...
Di-did you bring your presidential knee-pads?
Im ready to get my freak on, girl,
I dont know about you ... Im not a player no